use pato::resume::tldr;
Software engineer with a focus on backend systems that don't break. I build internal tools, document everything, and contribute to cursed open-source experiments. Currently leading development at Incube Metrics. Obsessed with clean code, automation, and terminal aesthetics.
use pato::resume::downloads;
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